Booksmart. Streetsmart. Humble.

Three words you'll never hear associated with me. 

That's why I wrote this in the first person. Maybe we became besties when you met me on Naked and Afraid and Naked and Afraid XL. Maybe it was when I was wielding around my gigantic lance on Full Metal Jousting, or one of my many appearances available via IMDB?   

Perhaps we connected during that first chuckle, and you've been floating across the rainbow with me on my incessant and unwavering journey to becoming a social media celeb? I do love going viral.  It turns out the world loves a grown-ass man in a leotard, dancing with his mini horse in a bedroom.  I've fancied the pages of Reddit, The Huffington Post, TMZ, Buzzfeed, Imgur, and many more.  

I can't remember, but I remember it like it was yesterday.  For the past six months, I have held off on my adventures to focus on my labor of love... photos of myself.  My calendar, Extra Thirsty.

In spite of still having an .aol account, I imagineered Extra Thirsty in order to bestow upon you the gift of a magical year / had an excuse to buy costumes as a business expense.

It’s all about giving back. 

I am here to help, and you're welcome.